Asphodel Flame

Mirela. 17


Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right


"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

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Do you ever just think to yourself, thank god I’m a lesbian?

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You get the air out my lungs whenever you need it

And you take the blade right out my heart just so you can watch me bleed

And I still don’t know why

Why I love it so much

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